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Atlas Stoning

A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.

Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone
"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."

"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."
by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025
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Atlas

Your worst mistake; A liar, cheater, and a manipulator who will stop at nothing to ruin relationships and friendships
"Hey! Have you talked to Atlas recently?"
"Fuck no, I'm having a good day"
by thatrandomtruthspeaker048 August 23, 2022
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Atlas

atlas is a girl, who is cute, pretty, amazing, gives me love and great hugs!! she may be cold but she is a great friend/girlfriend and kind of a jackass, has the humor of a 5 year old and is gorgeous. very depressed and full of mommy and daddy issues, like everyone else.

love a atlas bc atlases can stay with u till the end <3
"yo atlas is pretty cool and trippy tho"
by mi_amor December 4, 2021
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Atla

Atla is the best and most intelligent person on earth. She dosen't watch power rangers. she have a girlfreind named Alberte. she likes caps. She is very stupid and doesn't want to admit her crush on Alberte.
You know nothing Atla Härtel. You cant beat me. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!AHHHHHHHHH
Atla is uninteligent,"because im batman". "Atla is the most stupid... the old lady said it herself". "Atla likes Alberte because they are perfect for each other."
by Penguingrump y June 18, 2019
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Atlas

Atlas is the most amazing boy you will ever meet, he has such a charming smile, beautiful sharp eyes, luscious lashes. He will go above and beyond for his loved ones and makes sure no one ever feels bad about themselves. Since he is so nice people do think that he is flirting with them, but he’s just a good person. Atlas is the kind of person to give someone his hoodie if they are cold, the type of person to make you ramen if you are sick, the type of person to hug you and listen to you if you’re crying, laugh about stupid things with you. I love Atlas so much, he is the only one I see. I wish everyone could be lucky enough to meet someone like Atlas :)
Christiana: “gosh I’m so cold I forgot my hoodie at home”

Atlas: “ hey do you want mine? You can wear it if you’d like”
by The girl who loves Atlas<3 November 1, 2022
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Atlas I. Flynt

A 6' 4" handsome Florida who is also a hitman and someone I'd let Rail me.
WHOAH IS THAT ATLAS I. FLYNT
by ShkaladoubleD August 19, 2022
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Atlas Rampersad

With the weight of the world on your shoulders, you make the most of every moment and you continuously generate your income through whatever means necessary.
I'm Atlas Rampersad'ing, shits rough but I'm making it work for me, not making it work me!
by Atlas Rampersad August 25, 2019
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