dependency injection

A braindead way to say "passing arguments." Spooky arguments at a distance.

You are a Java program invoked via dependency injection.

You wake up, and your muscles and bones are shoved into place just before you move. You go to wash your hair but it fails to materialize and the universe ends.

by kraaaal November 21, 2018

caffeine dependency

When your day is so hectic with demanding rundowns, hence you literally drink more coffee than water. This situation is oftentimes also the same situation where you take many Tombocantuxin caffeine pills in a row.

With back-to-back meetings and deadlines, I’ve fallen into caffeine dependency—my coffee consumption is through the roof, and I’ve even popped a few Tombocantuxin pills to stay awake!

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

puppy-dependant

When dog parents experience loneliness and depression due to the temporary absence if their canine fur-babies.

Sarah notices how much room there is in the hotel bed and becomes sad, wishing to be home with her dogs. Sarah is puppy-dependant.

by Schmoe_Joe June 9, 2016

That depends

For how long have you not had control?

Hym "Um... Yeah, I don't know. That depends on how long it has been out of your control. There are 3 things I can think of off the top of my head but I can't say for certain until I know when the spiral started."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

I depend on you

A short sentence associated with a low-quality drawing of 2 shape figures, a yellow and blue one, hugging each other. This was posted around December 2024 on Twitter (X).

It has since then become a redraw meme and a catchphrase.

Person 1: I depend on you... *tries to hug other person*
Person 2: omg thnx for reminding me to redraw that meme!

by repufolklore January 4, 2025

Dependent

YES! OK! Now we're getting somewhere!

Hym "Yes! So the validity of a set of propositions is dependent on the underlying ideas... So, at the core of the of the Abrahamic religions... The underlying idea... That determines the validity of the subsequent ideas... Is the claim that the creature of the universe spoke to the Jews. And that didn't happen. Which is what the question "Do you believe in God?" Is pertinent. So, God didn't say anything to Moses. What you have here is a psychopathic narcissist gloming on to a preexisting religion (following in the footsteps of the original psychopathic narcissist) and trying to morph the religion to his own ends so he can maintain the moral authority that the religion allows him to claim. That's what Jordan Peterson is doing. The validity of everything he says, hinges on a truth claim he does not believe. The thing you said (Jordan), IS NOT GOD. That you. You are not God. You don't even believe that there is one. You are a charlatan. It's not that deep."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

Face-Dependent

Someone whose face is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his body, people love facedependent-people because of their 'face', not because of their 'body'. Their body is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Justin Bieber, Miranda Kerr, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Zayn Malik.

Jack : miranda kerr is face-dependent for fucksake

Chris: i know right, her body is awkward but her face is flawless.

by CharmScorp July 25, 2013