Tetris Head

Did you get COD Head this weekend? Hell naw dude, I got Tetris Head!!!
by Simba3636 January 13, 2011
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Tetris Pimp

1. Someone who has mastered the art of playing Tetris and has their name at the top of the list.
2. Someone, usually a man who knows the arts and positions of the female body like a pro for sexual pleasure.
3. A male or female whose masturbation technique has been perfected by the hand-eye coordination of playing a lot of Tetris.
4. A person who works at a supermarket bagging groceries.
At a twelve step program, I admitted to being a Tetris Pimp up to three times a day while wearing a carpal tunnel brace.
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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Tetris Dick

A dick composed of mostly right angles. Traditionally fits best in a Tetris vagina. Commonly abbreviated as TD syndrome.
"Hey bro, is that a right angle dick in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Nah bro, it's called Tetris dick."
by BrickDickTrickle69 May 19, 2013
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Tetris Music

Music that is created to fill a niche in the market. Named in reference to the great Gameboy Classic, Tetris.
Avril Lavigne is the queen of Tetris Music!
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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body tetris

An act of passion involving numerous Tetris shapes and positions, including but not limited to: The Greased Flagpole, The French Clown, and The Messed up Squirrel, WARNING: NOT FOR AMATEURS!
Jeffrey that was a wonderful round of Body Tetris! Thanks for suprising me with The Messed up Squirrel.
by Spandy April 27, 2005
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tetris eye

When your eyes sting and water after staring for a long period of time at an intense game of Tetris without blinking. Can also be used for other non-Tetris activities.
Hand me a tissue. That game got so intense, I stopped blinking and got Tetris Eye!
by sophistry1994 March 01, 2011
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Tetris Dick

The act of figuring out how many dicks one can fit into a certain size and shape of mouth.
I wonder how many dicks Miranda can fit into her mouth. Just tetris dick them in there
by WarpedSage December 29, 2014
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