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testicular exoskeleton

The structure that gives balls firmness
I don't get as close a shave when my scrote is firm. Because like these ridge-y structures form, right, like a testicular exoskeleton, so any hairs between the ridges don't get shorn that short.
by Rabbit543 May 15, 2014
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Testicular Psychiatrist

One who can communicate with testicles. Also know as a ball whisperer.
Guy1: Yesterday, my balls were sweaty so I went to a Testicular Psychiatrist. He calmed them down and now they’re not sweaty anymore.

Guy2: I sure as hell need to see a ball whisperer my balls have been giving me trouble for months.
by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021
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Testicular Fortitude

The act of letting them hang and not caring what others think. Attacking the task at hand without holding back or giving in
“Hey Weston how do I increase my Testicular Fortitude” Weston-“ITS BETWEEN THE FRICKIN EARS”
by Senor Anderson January 6, 2022
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testicular warfare

When during doggystyle intercourse the mans balls slap against the taint of the partner so hard that it either hurts the giver or the taker.
"It was fun but all the testicular warfare left me kinda queasy."
by Nastywordsmcgee June 17, 2017
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Testicular Dyslexia

Testicular Dyslexia is when your balls can't read the room right. That's why rape cases are so high. Therefore, do not think with your balls.
Jonanthonan has testicular dyslexia but he keeps saying he doesnt because hes a misogynist.
by Not A Penis-Possessor January 8, 2022
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Testicular Retraction

When a person absorbs his nutsack into his kidney.
*BREAKING NEWS*

Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.
by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019
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Testicular Eclipse

When you shoot nut and it aligns with the ceiling light and casts a shadow onto your dick.
Dude, the craziest thing just happened, I performed a testicular eclipse in my room!
by TheMagicalPenis January 21, 2019
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