Tonsil~Teaser

Tonsil~Teaser: The feeling of great satisfaction and instant stiffness when someone takes the whole cock in their mouth without tapping out!

How about you come over here and take my whole cock in your mouth like the tonsil~teaser champ that you are?

by Str8sexychk February 17, 2023

strap teaser

An attractive woman in a bikini top who unties the strap to prevent tan lines, but also is looking to be seductive.

That woman’s strap teaser game is so strong she may as well be at a music festival.

by t41xicq September 28, 2017

tapeworm teaser

One who engages in anal gratification, a chutney ferret, uphill gardener etc. The tapeworm teaser being one who undertakes to invade the natural home of the gut tapeworm, disturbing its previously dark, dank, and tranquil home.

Oh him, yes he is a tapeworm teaser

by anonymous October 8, 2022

Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

teaser shit

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.

I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!

by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017

Chip Teaser

When you ask someone for a chip, and they hand you the empty bag.

“Hey bro, can I hold a chip?” … “Yeah here bro, you can finish them” *hands over empty bag*

“Dang man.. you a chip teaser” *immediately throws bag back at them*

by Hunteroverthinkersmith April 30, 2022

Sneezer teaser

When you sneeze while pooping and the sneeze pushes the poop out a bit for a second but then it gets sucked back in.

Honey, I sneezed while pooping but it was just a sneezer teaser.

by HanieFannie November 25, 2021