Requires three partners, and at least one guy. The male partner must jam his cock up the 2nd partner's asshole so far up that his dick comes out the 2nd partner's mouth. The 3rd partner then procedes to hook up with the 2nd partner, therefore giving the 1st partner a blowjob.
Note: To perform this position, the male partner must have a dick that exceeds the length from the partners asshole to their mouth.
Note: To perform this position, the male partner must have a dick that exceeds the length from the partners asshole to their mouth.
Man 1: Oh my god man, I have never cummed so fast as the time I gave Jack and Daisy an Oklahoma Teapot!!!
by SmoothSailing April 25, 2009
UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.
Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.
Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.
PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
the act of having sex with a woman in the inclined position then after you fill her up with your spout, you tip her over and everything runs out
by The king Friday September 07, 2013
by real mozzarella July 08, 2019
Fernando: Dude I gave my girl a San Franciscan Teapot last night
Horatio: That must have hurt!
Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!
Horatio: That must have hurt!
Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!
by sorest rump June 13, 2010
by E-monay July 15, 2004
Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?
by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020