a turd talker is one who speaks complete SHITE! there are many kinds of turd talker but the most common one would be the one who blabbers on with turds flying aimlessly outof their mouth.
commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"
commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"
"That guy ben is a complete turd talker, all he does is talk shite! he needs to wipe his mouth more than his arse!"
by Ian Bergin August 21, 2006
by Tourist10 May 14, 2016
by Lomez December 16, 2007
Shit talker 1.2 by jundice
by beamonster February 05, 2008
Jake: Did you hear about the new horror movie coming out next week?
Darryl: OMG, I wanna see that movie so bad!
Jake: wow, you're such a text-talker.
Darryl: OMG, I wanna see that movie so bad!
Jake: wow, you're such a text-talker.
by Katoosh September 06, 2009
by Cmoneylongdic April 24, 2019
Someone who talks non-stop about work especially to people who aren't coworkers. Common offensives: constant use of lingo and acronyms that others don't understand or care to understand, name dropping of coworkers that others don't know or care to know, going into way too much details about specifics in their work day.
So my new roommate is a work talker. She told me last night in painful detail about how the copier broke at her job and how Susie and Jim (who recently broke up) had to push the reset button and after three times it still would not work. They had to call the service guy who came to fix it and turns out it was the toner because Susie had made so many copies last week when she was working on the S.C.A.N.T project.
by Wordsmith21 August 08, 2014