Tanner-Tale

When limp wristed Tanners tattle on people for hurting their delicate, snowflake feelings.

Jeff: "Hey, that shirt looks dumb."

Tanner: "Hey, Jeff called me a retard!"

Jeff's Boss: "I don't care. Don't be a Tanner-Tale!"

by DKcaz December 17, 2017

The tale of food

A game of four fucking hot men even though the game haven't even come out

Random person: Hey you like hot anime men you should play The tale of food

Other person: yea I do but the game is only on a ad right no-

Random person: stfu let's make r34 out of them

by KAYSUSHIDEF April 12, 2023

Hoe Tales

A story about general Hoeness and Hoedacity as witnessed by another or from the hoe themselves.

Eg. You see the Hoedacity of Shaniqua, I could tell you some Hoe Tales about her.

Eg2. Have I told you the Hoe tales that I was getting up to last night!

by It’s just suzan September 17, 2021

Tale Fetish

Whenever a certain person is overly attached to any user that goes by the username of "Tale", specifically originating from a computer game called "Blockland". Gained popularity on a server called "Tekari's AG Town Roleplay", the fetish was born on a "Medieval Roleplay" server on Blockland.

Proscrito: I'll call myself... Tali, because it reminds me of Tale <3
Tale: HelP
Proscrito: Shhh, it's all ogre now.
Kovect: You honestly have a tale fetish.

by BleachFucked August 25, 2017

Mortimerian Tale

A story that exists in the twilight zone between real and unreal. It is typically highly detailed and of an almost sureal fashion, the mortimerian tale is equally believable as it is unbelievable. The art of telling a mortimerian tale lies within the ability to make a story that may or may not be true seem plausable, therefore making it difficult to find out wether or not its true. The name comes from the stories British comedian Bob Mortimer tells in various TV shows. Examples include "theft and shrubbery", "I perform my own dentistry", and "we were removed from town for freightening the locals".

Bob Mortimer, Mortimerian Tale

by vlegel October 13, 2018

Tale Of Shitpants

When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants

Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"

by farterinc June 21, 2022

coke tales

Total insane terminology formed by insideous moaning and gossip.

Is that true or is another one of your coke tales.

by WiseArd August 22, 2017