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Taken to the outlet mall

A euphemism for being captured by fast zombies.
We're very sorry, sir, but it seems Major Bill has been taken to the outlet mall.
by Mateo incognito April 4, 2009
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mis-taken waving

When you think someone is waving to you , and you eagerly wave back saying hi just to find out the person is not actually waving to you, but the person behind you. This results in extreme humiliation , and failure to know what to do next.
Kelly waves at Suzie
Jackie thinks Kelly is waving at her and waves back , eagerly.
Kelly walks past Jackie and hugs Suzie, greeting her.
Jackie stands there vulgarly humiliated, unable what to do next.

Kelly and Suzie talk about how how Jackie has mis-taken waving at Kelly
by bostonbitch January 23, 2011
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Taken to Vegas

To receive an absolutely horrible and bizarre handjob.
I work up with cuts on my dick after I was taken to vegas
by Articue February 27, 2014
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Taken to Paris

Fisting a guy with his balls in the same hand.
He was bent over and vulnerable, so he got taken to Paris.
by HardlyYardley May 9, 2021
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Taken

A Taken is a male individual who jerks off frequently to porn given to him via discord.
Employee 1: "Did you see the new guy"
Employee 2: "Yeah he's such a Taken"
by Clongo June 9, 2022
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