Syrian Sex

When a girl is alone with you in a room ready to have intercourse and the only person you end up fucking is yourself because you're Syrian.

Swedish Girl <laying in bed>: Can I spend the night here tonight
Syrian: No, I'm playing Gears of War and you're distracting me... Seriously.

or

While trying to seduce a Russian girl you're really attracted to who is drunk.
Syrian: "Drinking is bad... Let's discuss religion and saving sex for marriage"

Man this chick kept trying to ride buddy's nuts but all they ended up having was Syrian sex. I wish he grew a pair and hit that shit already.

by Someone with balls January 11, 2011

Syrian mudboat

When a woman takes a shit upside down and the shit lines the crack of her ass. And you fuck her using her shit as lube and then you paint each other's faces like deadpool with the shit

Bro I totally gave that slut a Syrian mudboat.

by dave brasky October 9, 2016

syrianophilia

The love of syria

My act of love towards the country syria can be defined in one word syrianophilia

by Aquaman10 February 1, 2019

strix

Huge weeb, professional simp, god like twitter user, possibly the coolest cat on the entire internet. Shit at fortnite though despite his tier 1 aim and game sense, his mentality is that of an angry ape on adderall

strix Is such a simp!

by XXIX January 29, 2020

Syrine

A name for a super nerdy girl who cries when she doesn’t get 18/20. She’s a good person though and adorable. Keep her when you find her.

Syrine is smart

by Syrineissmart September 20, 2021

Syria

Shes a very smart girl & also a cutie she will rock youre world ! Shes sexy & has soo many talents she can do it all dont get fooled by one of her talents..she loves music , dancing but she HATES FAKE PEOPLE & usually dont fuck with too many. She has a mindset thats way ahead of ya thats why shes different than others !! She is so real with a vibe you cant find in anyone else she has a pretty smile & great hear Oh , && shes also that girlfriend you ever wanted 😜

Is that syria (si-ree-ah) 😍
Its just something about syria that makes her special .

by Kindaright June 18, 2018

Syrian Charm

Stereotypically Incredibly beautiful women who are able to charm anyone , Putting them instantly under their spell. They have the most attractive eyes which are used as a form of seduction

She used her Syrian Charm to have that guy wrapped around her finger.

by BeautyOfSyrians May 3, 2016