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Swiftied

I swiftied his Jelly Babies
by ScouseLingo June 5, 2025
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Swiftie independence day

May 30th

Commemorates the day that taylor swift bought back all of her albums that were stolen by scooter braun in 2019. In other words this is the day that she owned all her work again.
Wake up, it's swiftie independence day! Get the balloons
by intestinetickling June 1, 2025
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Swifty FN

Lowkey underrated YouTuber could definitely meet his full potential but decides to NEVER upload when obviously has the capability of doing so and it’s so annoying and the person making this definition may or may not be him
Yo bro you seen that new Swifty FN Youtube Video? it was fire fr
by Someoneinaworld February 11, 2024
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Swiftie Bestie

Swiftie Bestie refers to a best friend who is a very tallented, nice and amazing person who makes u feel the best version of yourself.
My amazing best friend who is super tallented and from wisconsin is such a swiftie bestie
by Amazing young person May 29, 2022
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Swiftie

The definition of a Swiftie is simply someone who is obsessed with Taylor Swift, who would probably sell their siblings off in the black market to get tickets to Taylor Swift’s concert, knows her song after hearing 2 seconds of it and if someday had kids would tell them her name when they point to the pictures.
They’re such a Swiftie for that
by Speaknowisunderrated January 10, 2023
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Swiftie Hex

The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.
Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.
by RandomGuy444 May 14, 2024
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swiftie

Person A: What's 1+1?
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....😜
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!
by jjjjhhhhhhh111122333 September 21, 2023
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