Stuart

Someone Who Particularly Likes To Have Sex With Extremely Fat Ladies

A: Lets Play Nail The Whale For free...
B:Omg dude Your such a Stuart!!!

by Big Gay Cal October 23, 2008

Stuart

A male who can usually be in shops that are seen as feminine

Ryan: Wheres Stuart?
Jordan: check New Look hes normally in there
Ryan: *Sigh*

by chelesa0 July 6, 2009

stuart little

In a sexual engagement among homosexual males, a gerbil is thrusted into the anus of another man. When the gerbil is birthed from the man's anus with the help of some light source, the gerbil then scratches the face of the other man.

"What the hell happened to your face there guy?"
"I got a Stuart Little last night."
"Oh, I see."

by mattjoshshanelucasdevendavidjj November 26, 2007

Stuart

A teenager who loves fucking his dad, and makes love to him in multiple ways every night.

Stuart was with Larry last night
Stupid Stuart to Aberdeen Hall!

by Rapeboy6969 November 1, 2013

stuart townsend

A horrible actor with no artistic integrity. He BUTCHERED Anne Rices Lestat. He knew nothing of Lestat and even got drunk for an important part of the movie. Tom Cruise played Lestat perfectly in Interview with the Vampire.

Stuart Townsend does not excel as an actor.

by Traveling Bob July 29, 2006

Stuart

The keeper of the biggest chin in the entire universe, also known as a Snowcone

Have you seen Stuart?
Yes, his head looks like a snowcone!

by Superflydog August 21, 2009

Ian Stuart

A neo-nazi punk idolized by other fucking nazis -- see, for example, the other definition of Ian Stuart. Author of that seems to think Stuart was a decent human, as opposed to, you know, a nazi.

He sang in a band called Skrewdriver, which was a prominent advocate of white supremacy and racist skinhead fuckery. By some cosmic act of benevolence, his car drove itself into . Alt-right-delete these fuckers.
Other projects include The Klansmen (with the prominent LP "go fetch the rope," I can't make this shit up) and Ian Stuart and the Rough Justice, which sounds like something you'd find on Pornhub.

at a punk show:
normal human being: duuude sick battle jacket, is that a skrewdriver patch?

skinhead: yeah man, their tracks are so deep, like, we all just want to preserve our race, you know?
normal human being: uhhhh i don't know, thats some sketchy nazi shit man
skinhead, suddenly defensive: actually uh it's technically just ethnic pride
(normal person #2 and #3 notice conversation)
normal person #2: hey look this fucker listens to skrewdriver
normal person #3: u like ian stuart?
skinhead: yeah dude he's--
normal person #3: fuck off and die in a car crash

by Jankinatr September 22, 2019