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Stroker's dilemma

The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.
I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.
by goyo May 2, 2017
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Sunway Stroker

The action of an Asian man to masturbate and ejaculate in the library in the area with the most foot traffic with Disney princesses on his computer screen.
"Dude met the Sunway Stroker?"
by sunwaystroker June 9, 2025
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