Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.

Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!

by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022

Gooch Squish

When one's gooch becomes so cramped up that it must be readjusted by any means possible.

Hayden's Gooch Squish became unbearable and he yelped as the skin was readjusted.

by Big Grundy December 23, 2013

naughty squishy

When you're squishy is misbehaving but she is still insanely cute and lovable.

Also, when a squishy is moping, she can be considered a naughty squishy.

(Mackenzie acting grumpy)

"You're a naughty squishy"

"No I'm not"

"Yes, you are sooo naughty"

"Grrrr"

by AJCOOKY December 16, 2018

simple dimple pop it squish

A 9 year old who wants to be the kid with “the fidgets” and then all you say is “SIMPOLE DIMPOLE POP ITT SQUSHHH” LIKE NO BARBRA

Ok so I have pop it’s and simple dimples also I made a song “SIMPLE DIMPLE POP IT SQUISH” I’m so amazing

by Broomrat <3 February 17, 2022

squishy

Easily killed in an online video game. Applies mainly to certain classes or loadouts that trade durability for power or mobility.

The Scout class in TF2 is squishy.

by dontkillalljewspls July 17, 2016

squishy boobs

boobs that jiggle and are mushy

angel has squishy boobs

by leah and angel March 5, 2005

Squishmallows

Squishmallows are adorably soft and huggable stuffed animals they are also the only thing that gives thousands of people around the word happiness. many people go on "Squishmallow hunts" in search for their favorites or limited ones. some of the creepy disturbing Squishmallows are the mermaids and the chucky cheese one... dear god....

Person: Hey I've worked really hard this week I think I'm going to go on a Squishmallow hunt!
Person 2: Hey that's a great idea can I come? I heard the Easter Squishmallows are out in Walgreens!
Person: no. I'm getting the easter ones you better stay away from them got it?
Person 2: but-
Person: I said got it? I NEED Blake as an easter egg.
Person 2: .... ok.

by astro fields March 3, 2021