Roman Sprinkler

Simultaneously having diarrhea, pissing, vomiting, and nose bleeding at the same time. If crying is involved, and it usually is, it's considered the fifth stream.

Paul: "Aw shit man! Were you at Club X last night?"

Randy: "Yeah, why."

Paul: "That bitch Kelly got so fucked up off of tacos and margaritas that she became a Roman sprinkler."

Randy: "So that's why everybody was slipping and sliding on the dance floor."

Paul: "Yeah. I'm hungry. Let's go get some tacos and margaritas."

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

skeet sprinkler

The act of skeeting or ejaculating on one or many women (or mens if you are into that) faces and/or other body parts. Involving a sprinkler type action and back and forth motion with wide dispersion.

I gave that chick a skeet sprinkler.
Dry "lawns" require and occasional skeet sprinkling.

by spilky June 4, 2009

tapioca sprinkler

A cumshot that sprays in all directions, leaving gobs of jizz everywhere within a 7 foot radius, hence like a sprinkler.

I didn't jack off for like a week, and when Cindy blew me I popped off like a bottle of bubbly(4). Sorry about the hair, well not really.

by Salvatore July 27, 2005

mexican sprinkler

its when u piss in a womans butthole and the escaping gases blow urine all over you

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by SonnyKC September 15, 2009

Canadien sprinkler

When a guy pees extremely hard and the urine goes all over the toliet seat

My little brother justed pulled a Canadien sprinkler and our mom got him in so much trouble.

by Canuck21 April 18, 2011

Sprinkler Nozzle

A shower tap with a sprinkler nozzle. Efficacious in reducing water usage. Nozzle apertures are set far apart to reduce aperture to surface area ratio. Also comes with adjustable nozzle head as well as aperture size. Excellent for large families.

A sprinkler nozzle is people friendly, water friendly and gives a good needle massage on the back

by ProductManager June 24, 2010

fecal sprinkler

Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.

"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."

by Cheezy-Mac April 7, 2015