spider on the ceiling

The Jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. The act of blowing vile ass vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. Far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.

Stephen released a vile, gassy emission under the covers and then told Mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. Mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. Stephen giggled to himself as Mary puked repeatedly.

by Winthorp Pennington, Esq. March 17, 2009

Sideshow Bob

Named after the Simpsons character due to the resemblance to his hair, this is when a cigarette is rolled and the finished product has an excess afro of tobacco poking out of the top.

Haha, look at Lauren's fag everyone, she's got a major Sideshow Bob goin' on there.

by TheKHeroine April 6, 2011

Angry Brown Spider

A colloquial expression used for the anus and sphincter, taken collectively and most often, in the context of pending or on-going sexual activity, such as anal sex or rimming. It is often abbreviated simply as "ABS" in the interest of brevity.

Even with slight, random muscle control over the anus, when said anus is viewed by an observer / sexual partner, the anus resembles the body of the spider. Moreover, the wrinkled folds of skin surrounding the anus ( or pucker) lend the appearance of an arachnid's limbs (i.e. a spider's legs) flailing about.

Naturally, said "arachnid" legs are thought to be moving in anger as the anus goes through various degrees of relaxation or tension, with the anger being a reaction to the threat of imminent exploitation that the anus is likely to experience at the hands of another participant.

Although the term is usually applied to women it may be used for men as well.

Did I tell you about that chick I slept with at the party last night? Turns out that she was BIG into anal, so she showed me her angry brown spider...and as I slipped it into her brown, she gasped but then told me to 'take her soul'.

by justplainnuts January 5, 2010

Spider-Man 3

A very underrated and under appreciated movie. The movie’s critical failure was mostly due to the studio (Sony) pushing Sam Raimi (Director) to have venom in the movie. Though the final product was messy as it is, it’s still a decent movie.

P.S. this is all Sony’s fault. Sam Raimi had no intentions for venom. In a recent interview, he says that he “never understood the character”, which is totally reasonable. Please don’t blame my guy Raimi by being a dickhead.

Person 1: Yo, have you seen Spider-Man 3?
Person 2: Yeah, it was awful.
Person 1: Yo bro, there were a lot of great moments in the film and you still think the movie is plain awful?
Person 2: You know what, I changed my mind. Spider-Man 3 was decent. It’s just the studio that I hate. I feel bad for Raimi though... great filmmaker.

by RockBroccoli101 August 26, 2019

Spadestos

1. Asbestos said in a retarted way cause aspestos dripped on webbs shoulder

2. Zak = Spadestos

3. A dope fly fresh four wheeled genius of almost wicked sticks standard.

hey Zak, remember that time ages ago when i called you Spadestos?

by I dun did it did u dun do dat April 2, 2009

Spider Shake

The spider shake, mostly used by teenagers, is the act of picking up and violently shaking an article of clothing before wearing to remove any spiders which may be hiding inside. This is necessary if the article of clothing was stored in a particularly messy place.

Mother: "Alex! I just saw a brown recluse crawl out of that pile in your closet, be careful getting dressed!"

Alex: "it's fine, I always use the spider shake."

by Anata Odoroku Baki Mite October 1, 2009

spider twerk

the act of twerking with your feet on the wall and your hands on the ground.

Barb: Hey Zoey do you want to see me twerk?

Zoey: Haha that is lame compared to spider twerking.

by glutenfreepizza January 4, 2014