Lord Spag

The lord of spaghetti. Few will know him. But all his loyal followers will conform to his wishes. He is a veiny morsel of a human, rumour has it there is a only a singular vein running through his entire body. He is also often confused for slenderman, causing females to flee in fear.
The "Lord Spag" is the god of all humans on earth. God bless.
by Braddobobfly July 19, 2018
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Spag bol

Leicestershire talk for boring, non exciting sex, usually used in a long term relationship
by Indigo1998 February 22, 2022
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Spagging

To chill or relax
"Nah I'm not coming out, I'm just spagging out at home"
by Gwayney January 30, 2020
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Spag

A person who is pushes their spiritual BS on people, and I don’t mean the good stuff. I mean the “I did acid once and now my third eye is open and I’m smarter than you”. Someone who can’t spell. Someone who cheats on their boyfriend a million times and still acts entitled. A liar. Someone who is only nice to people so they’ll look good to someone they’re trying to fuck. Someone who uses men for sex and money until they finds someone slightly richer. Someone who gets mad at their ex for dating someone new.

Spag = “spiritual” and “f@g” put together.
“Did you hear what she said to me?”

“Yeah, dude, she’s such a spag.”
by spagotry December 21, 2020
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spag

someone who is spineless, cowardly, and weak willed. one that has no personal drive due to being a pussy. similar to a wet, flaccid noodle (eg. cooked spaghetti)
Brad: “ yo ryan, you see terry pussy out of that bar fight?”
Ryan: “ yeah dude what fucking spag”
by skayte6769 April 28, 2022
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Spag

Noun special person who packs your bag
by Ceynan September 02, 2016
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spag

look at that fuckin spag walking in front of us
by mopheadnemo September 10, 2021
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