Asides from the phytoestrogen in soy milk feminising modern children. Soy children are angry and immature teens so far removed from hardship and perspective of their own privilege that have become the very caricature of the “entitled teenager”.
Whereas a child of old may have been expected to milk the family cows and learn the value of labour and skills: The soy children’s only skill is their inexhaustible moral outrage at the society that has given them everything, the only labour they have done is to tie their own shoelaces and occasionally tidy their rooms. They virtuously drink colourfully labelled pristinely packeted soy milk their parents bought them despite ignorance of the labour, manufacture and logistics involved in it’s production. Humbleness is not a word a soy child would recognise.
Whereas a child of old may have been expected to milk the family cows and learn the value of labour and skills: The soy children’s only skill is their inexhaustible moral outrage at the society that has given them everything, the only labour they have done is to tie their own shoelaces and occasionally tidy their rooms. They virtuously drink colourfully labelled pristinely packeted soy milk their parents bought them despite ignorance of the labour, manufacture and logistics involved in it’s production. Humbleness is not a word a soy child would recognise.
by SoyChild June 28, 2020
Person A: Dude can that soy faced MrPillow5 stop streaming a childrens game?
Person B: Yeah I wish the same.
Person B: Yeah I wish the same.
by The grampacer fitnesstest April 22, 2021
A drink for women or highly effeminate men. Often said to be the preferred beverage of snowflakes, "soy pussies" and the "woke" community.
by flux blocker February 15, 2020
A female character from the Bleach anime and manga series who stands as one of the main captains in the Soul Society. This girl/chick/woman kicks ass pretty good and is not fond of jokes or humor in general, she´s kinda bitchy but very strong and radical with the rules, however, when Yoruichi Shihouin appears she gets some "weird tendencies" . She´s hot.
by Crample25 June 20, 2011
exclamation, used when the point of frustration has been reached in a discussion about vegetarian or vegan diets.
by coldporkchop September 01, 2008
Chet's friends suspected he had suffered a soy overdose when he admitted he had seen Hamilton four times
by Emperor Aurelian July 13, 2021