Snargle

To lessen the visual impact of a horror movie by filtering it through one's fingers.

While watching Paranormal Activity, I snargled so that I would be protected from the movie's evil!

by MST3K=<3 January 20, 2010

spangler

Someone who is a completely worthless putz.

Did you hear that Jeff spent another entire day playing video games? He is such a spangler.

by Johnny Pizzle January 12, 2009

Spangle

So mentally retarded or idiotic as to be both spastic and mongel combined. Spelled "spangle" in honour of the famous British, boiled sweet of the 1980's.

Daniel simultaneously urinated and crapped his pants before tripping over his untied shoelaces and biting his tongue in half. What a total spangle.

"I reckon a llama could fight a polar bear," said Daniel.
"Don't be such a spangle," I replied.

by MickeyPaul May 7, 2010

Spangled

A slang word used to describe someone who's completely drunk. Can also be used as 'Spangladesh', if someone is describing that they were drunk.

Person: "what did you do over the weekend?"

"Ah mate, I went to Spangladesh! I was completely spangled."

by TheDracoMalfoy April 11, 2016

Snaggletooth

A tooth that is broken or not in alignment with the others.

After being hit in the face repeatedly, she obtained a snaggletooth.

by Ash Trey :D April 8, 2009

snagglepuss

In-the-closet pink lion
Hanna Barbera character, originally named "Snaggletooth"

"Heavens to Murgatriod!"
"Exit stage left, evunnnn!"

by Spooners McGoo April 25, 2004

Star Spangled Boner

Used to refer to overzealous and poorly thought-out patriotism. If somebody is exhibiting these traits, it is said that they have a Star Spangled Boner.

I wish all these morons who are celebrating Osama Bin Ladin's death would put away their star spangled boners. It doesn't mean terrorism is over, and besides, everyone with half a brain knows 9/11 was an inside job anyhow.

by WinterArmageddon May 29, 2011