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Spread Seasoning

The whole room cleared out when he started to spread seasoning.

I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.

I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.
by Dick Onchin January 8, 2022
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Air Seasoning

The act of walking through a cafeteria/ buffet and proceeding to realease flatulance on the food.
"I hope your eggs from the motel buffet taste good, I added some air seasoning for you."
by Cablub January 31, 2022
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Radio-Stationing

The act of recording a long, extended voice message.

To jib about the mundane and everyday aspects of your normal life, maybe comedically, to a singular receiver.
"So you've got totally into voicenotes recently, what's happened?"
"Yeah I'll be honest, its not the old me, but I've been radio-stationing hard"

"Jheez, the other day Sam radio-stationed me like crazy, I got a 2 minute voice note, then a 3 minute voice note, and get this, 30 minutes later, another 1 1/2 minute voice note!...I can't"
by djalgae May 17, 2022
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Balls Seasoning

When you scrub/Exfoliation your balls with the tips of you fingers to remove surface grime and unclog pores AKA Balls Seasoning those then used to season someone near you by dashing it over their heads.
My wife love to get Balls Seasoning over her head by while watching T.V on the Sopha
by Nashi-washi January 18, 2026
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Carolina Seasonings

Carolina Seasonings
noun

The catastrophic event that occurs when a man handles spicy food and forgets—then enthusiastically goes to play with his girlfriend, accidentally turning a moment of romance into a five-alarm fire drill.

Named for the way it burns, spreads, and leaves everyone questioning their life choices. Common side effects include yelping, frantic Googling, ice packs, and a permanent ban on “spicy fingers.”

Usage note:
Always preceded by confidence. Always followed by regret. 🔥🌶️
Example:
“He thought washing his hands earlier counted. Congratulations—he just introduced Carolina Seasonings.”
by Let's Sea Um January 25, 2026
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Montreal Steak Seasoning

A seasoning containing a variety of herbs and spices. Can be used on many different meats from beef to poultry. Usually used by people that are not good at cooking and commonly used on chicken and rice.
Man Zachary is using montreal steak seasoning again? He must on be a basic bitch.
by Chicken and rice boy January 2, 2022
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Jefe's Seasoning

The best goddam business and seasoning on the planet.
by Jefeisthebest#1726 February 20, 2022
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