Sclaunce

An action verb that means to do something in a planned and epic way. Pronounced (scl-oww-nce).

Starkonya: "Is anyone down to sclaunce tonight?"
Schust: "I need to sclaunce on over to the grocery store for supplies first."
Ging: "I can sclaunce later on Call of Duty, but first I gotta sclaunce this movie with Mama."
VD: "I have to sclaunce this vacuum around the house first, then sclaunce up some carbonara, then I'll ask my wife for permission to sclaunce."

by Starkonya January 18, 2024

Schlunkensmack

When someone hits you with the most obvious truth that you somehow missed — like a mental slap sent straight from the universe.
Usually followed by you saying, “Damn… you right,” and staring into space for 3–5 business minutes.

“Bruh told me my situationship ain’t a relationship. That Schlunkensmack took me OUT.”

by boimans December 1, 2025