by satchelsneezer69 January 31, 2017
When you are sixty-nining with a girl, but you end up vomiting on her, so she ends up with a mouth full of cum and a pussy full of vomit. A "Satchel" if you will.
Person A: "We were going at it so hard, I accidentally gave her a Dirty Satchel."
Person B: "Eww, disgusting!"
Person B: "Eww, disgusting!"
by somerussiannigger October 20, 2016
The act of covertly defecating in another's person's purse, messenger bag, backpack, suitcase or similar luggage.
After getting fired from work, on his way out of the office, Dave turned the HR lady's purse into a Tijuana Satchel.
by Walfer March 24, 2023
The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.
Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
by Satchel lover January 22, 2014
The fat pouch above the vag that resembles a satchel, viewable when an overweight woman wears her pants too tight, paired with a short shirt.
While people watching:
Girl: Ewww all I could see was her vagina satchel!
Guy: What's that?
Girl: The fat pouch above the vag!
Guy: Gross!
Girl: Ewww all I could see was her vagina satchel!
Guy: What's that?
Girl: The fat pouch above the vag!
Guy: Gross!
by CrazyRose1 September 07, 2011
"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"
"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."
"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."
by vaginal toadmen November 20, 2008
Places on an obese person's body in which items (cell, keys, etc.) can be carried between rolls of fat.
She didn't have to carry a purse because she carries her cell phone and wallet in her flesh satchel.
by ksaysthis January 16, 2013