Leadership Safari Withdrawal

Typically starts to occur the day after Safari. Crying and sleeping are common themes as well.

After their last Yay Safari, for the next week they started suffering from Leadership Safari withdrawal nonstop.

by Toucan2021 August 28, 2021

Green Apple Satanists

People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.

Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born

by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017

hotdog safari

when one is on the hunt for cock.

"Where's Jane?"
"I dunno...hotdog safari?"

by dirty t July 18, 2004

satanism

A misunderstood term. There are many different faiths under satanism the most common is LeVayan Satanism, founded by Anton LeVay. It is attached to the Church of Satan and the Satanic bible. It is a more atheist (as they prefer to call themselves) point of view. Practicing rituals and spell writing and incantation relates it to Wicca or Pagan groups. Though the group practices magic, majic, magick, majik, or how ever you would like to spell it they do not believe in a celestial being or "God" except for themselves creating the philosophy "You are your own God" a point of view meaning you choose your own destiny not a false being claimed to have created all the existence from nothingness. Another View of satanism believes Satan was the true creator and during an inquisition the catholic church stole satanism and turned it into the opposing religion. These satanists usually practice the Ars Goetia, or the art of summoning of the 72 demons. They practice summonings, rituals, and spells found in LeVayan Satanism. Another for of satanism believes the bible and everything it says but choose to fallow Satan and his army of hell. These satanists are/where common on the black metal scene especially in the 90's. Satanism can be related to Christianity and Judaism because of its extensive branches each believing very many differences.

Satanism is by far the most misunderstood religions.

by Jon Hallowell November 2, 2007

Satanist

An adherent of any form of Satanism, a broad category of religions and worldviews all involving a favorable interpretation of "Satan." The most public form of Satanism is LaVeyan Satanism, which does not believe in or worship Satan as an actual entity, but instead sees Satan as a symbol of independence, individuality, etc. Since the late 1990's, thanks to the Internet, Satanism had diversified quite a bit. There are now more and more theistic Satanists, who do revere Satan as a deity - in most cases also associating Satan with independence, individuality, etc. Most do not see Satan as "evil" except in an ironic sense.

Many Christians have wrongly assumed that Pagans and even atheists are Satanists, who in turn are wrongly assumed to be violent criminals.

by Diane Vera July 16, 2008

satanic cow-fucking music

The music in the movie Eyes Wide Shut.

The satanic cow-fucking music in Eyes Wide Shut scares me to death.

by Adam April 19, 2005

Satanism

The most realistic religion on the planet. It preaches belief in oneself as the ultimate god. While true Satanism has nothing to do with Christianity(except to point out Christianity's obvious flaws), it does reference it a lot in order to clarify its own belief system.

Basically the main difference between Chritianity and Satanism is that Christianity preaches that you should harm no one, not even your enemies. Satanism, on the other hand preaches that you should harm no one unless they cause, or intend harm to you, in which case, you should kick their fucking ass.

The only real flaw in Satanism is it's name. If it were called something else, it might be more widely accepted by other people.

Satanism is a great religion, but would be a lot more popular if it was called something else, like maybe Humanism...

by Kronen V2 May 8, 2010