Sage

Usually the middle name of the most annoying people. They make weird noises and hiss at you. They get irrationally angry when you say their middle name like their a bargain bin voldemort. Usually resorting to sad attempts at violence and hysterically yelling threats and insults. Sages are usually nuts.

Girl: Did you know Rhiannon's middle name is Sage?
Girl 2: shhhh.. if she hears you she’ll start screaming and throw a chair at you.

by MuadDib5 February 02, 2020

Sage

Slang for Cigarette.

"You fancy a sage?"
Or
"I'm just going out for a sage."

by ForeverPassingLeft February 13, 2019

Sage

An extremely Nerdy, Athletic, awkward kid, but in the best way possible. Good at everything he tries and tries his hardest. He is very loyal and will never leave his side. If meet a (male) sage know that he will be a great friend.

Sage is such a good friend I’m glad I have him in my life.

by Pilot girl January 11, 2020

Sage

Sage is usually a very gorgous girl who is an amazing friend.

Jenni:Yea my best friend is Sage.

by Jenni L May 27, 2008

saged

cool popular

mark is so saged.

by falalalal February 06, 2009

sage

To notify others on a *chan (iichan, 4chan, etc) message board that this post is distasteful or in the wrong place.
Short for "Set A Good Example"

The opposite of age

SAGE for being insulting and furry

by Kekvit Irae January 06, 2005

Saging it

A term used to describe someone who jacks off in akward situations

At a boyscout camp with no chicks.
Boyscout A- where is sage?
Boyscout B- idk i saw him go in the shower 40 min. ago with no soap
Boyscout A- Damm he is saging it again

by thuggg life December 12, 2009