s and m

what hugh grant is into

well i’ve been into S and M for some time now -hugh grant

by somecockwarmer August 20, 2022

S e m a j

I made this for fun, and for no other purpose.

Man, this is S e m a j!

by just some random drywall October 21, 2020

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

S&M

No, it's not sadomasochism
S&M stands for Stand & Model; some fag bars labelled as S&M bars favour the hottest-looking customers while purposefully ignoring the uglier or older ones.

The Manray in Seattle was an S&M bar -- you had to be at least reasonably attractive in order to get a drink in the joint.

by Telephony February 11, 2022

S+M

somthing that will never be real

hari: S+M
safwan:bro that aint never gonna be real

by Pyooyu_ January 11, 2023

s b e m

When somebody want to do something and he failed you can say sbem so that he is spento. You also have to have a sbem face.
It's a ''shut the f*** up'' but with class.

Blitzcrank tries to grab you and misses .
You ''s b e m''

by Sbemminator March 12, 2018

(>L,o;v~e;r~H`o;l^e*s c-o*m<)

Some shit bitches have been putting in thier bios on Tinder.

Hot chick's profile on Tinder: blah blah blah... add me on

(>L,o;v~e;r~H`o;l^e*s c-o*m<)
For more info about me!

by Ron L'baam November 5, 2017