Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.

i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."

by sasquatch77 November 26, 2010

a Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is a highly disputed sex move, discussed in the Venture Brothers episode Operation P.R.O.M.

The running joke throughout the episode is that no one seems to know whether a Rusty Venture is a gay or straight move, involves feces or a turkey baster, etc.

Escort: I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson: Don't believe the hype. A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore."

by excuse for a prom November 28, 2010

A Rusty Venture

Is when you jack off so hard that your penis turns red and sore.

She gave me a Rusty Venture but it was so worth it.

by Oz Flowers November 25, 2010

A Rusty Venture

To masturbate so much your penis gets red raw.

Yesterday I jerked off so much my dick is bleeding. I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by r0nan November 24, 2010

A Rusty Venture

jerkin' off so much your dick gets red and sore.............. as seen in the venture bros. , I believe this definition seems the most true of them all.

HOOKER: A rusty venture is when u ....... and then you....and then jerk them off with the poo.

BROCK SAMSON: That's not a rusty venture..... A rusty venture is when u jerk it so much it gets red and unusable

by twenty-four November 25, 2010

A Rusty Venture

A sexual act when a man fucks a girl in the ass and gets shit all over a dick. When the man is close to cumming he pulls out, jacks off on their chest, and then licks it off.

"Last night I gave A Rusty Venture to Sherri". "Dude, you are nasty".

by Commanderjoker November 25, 2010