royce landon

Making it happen Royce style.

Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!

by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009

royce

one of the most biggest sluts in the entire freaking world, like im not even joking when i say that. they will literally just pick you up and break ur heart the next. never befriend one of these brutal creatures. espically if they are a libra omg

"royce is such a hoe"

by kimmytheultrabitch June 2, 2020

Point for Royce

A slightly feminine characteristic or expression from a male counterpart.

Used on World of Warcraft extensively to describe a controversal choice.

After destorying the Lich King and before leaving the raid group the user will TTFN (Ta Ta For Now) thier buddies. This would descibne as a Point for Royce situation.

by graanco August 20, 2010

Rolls-Royce defender

Much like a Rolls-Royce oozes power, speed and class, a Rolls-Royce defender is a centre back with traits such as physical dominance, strength, power, and a refined quality on the ball. They read the game well and make the game look effortless with their class and composure.

Julian - Rio Ferdinand was a Rolls-Royce defender. The game was too easy for him

David - William Saliba is Arsenal's Rolls-Royce

James - van Dijk is more of a Rolls-Royce than Kompany

by dst12345 July 6, 2024

Underhated royce

Are currently hated but not enough(to the limit)!

Underhated royce like Ryan Daniel Montgomery, Bryan Shelton White, & Tanya Tucker fall in the same category

by heynzen September 17, 2019

Royce Lewis

Drafted in the first round by the Minnesota Twins. He is known for his amazing rookie season where he hit .323 including 5 grand slams. He has a great career ahead of him.

Royce Lewis just hit another dinger.

by That Guy Himothy December 16, 2023

Royce

Royce - Someone who pretends they care, pretends to listen, pretends to be this amazing person to all he meets. (News Flash) - He doesn't care about anyone or anything but himself. He refuses to listen or learn. He refuses to venture outside himself. His EGO is all that represents him. He has no space for anyone or anything unless you kiss his a#s.
Royce's also like to use excuses related to his past and present life, along with undiagnosed or self diagnosed ADHD.

Dont expect a Royce to ask questions or be interested in your past present or future unless its a bench mark he can use to demonstrate his utter awesomeness and superiority over you.

Royce to ANYONE:" It's not all about you."
Royce to GF: "You don't know what you like, I know what YOU like."
Royce to Females: "Is it that time of the month? Why are you acting like this".
Royce discussing volleyball: "He was a really good teammate, and he was Indian."
Royce talking to other male: "I reckon I can beat you at anything, and I haven't played half the sports you play for years."
Royce to anyone that is left stuck listening: "I can fold napkins."

by classic_life_skills June 18, 2022