Roland is absolutely amazing he is the kindest most hardworking loyal guy out there he'll go out of his way just to make you smile especially if you're having a bad day he will literally jump out of a moving car to help those on the side of the road

He can sometimes be mysterious and moody and you have to really understand how his mind works,

A hopeless romantic he will buy you flowers food and come to you blasting Celine Dion and George Michael,

He is a great friend and an even better brother.
Why'd that guy get out of the car we're on the fucking freeway!

Oh that's gotta be Roland somebody must've gotten a flat again.
by Mr._NoName June 14, 2023
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A really short guy who’s usually as high as the average distance from the ground to a person’s knees.
Rolands also is a guy who has drinking problems and several failed marriages. No kids.
How was your date?
Oh, It was awful! The guy was such a Rolands. He kept running into my knees.
by STD_Saliva_Spit April 2, 2018
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My beautiful amazing, sexy, perfect, breathtaking future wife. She makes me smile and makes the bad times okay. She's literally my whole world and only reason I live. I love her.
I love you Amanda Paige Roland,
by Romeo7777 August 11, 2017
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