vsco roadman

how to be a vsco roadman

1.need to say skiddie bop at the end of every sentence

2. every a manbag

3. gotta say init instead of isn’t it

4. say wagwan instead of hello and hey etc.

5. have to say fam

6. say you come from the ends

7. say finks/ finkin instead of thinking/ thinks

8. gotta say Chief (an unintelligent person)

9. gotta listen to grime and that

10. vsco roadmen have to say mans and gun lean

11. IMPORTANT Vsco roadmen take and throw away scrunchies
vsco roadman: wagwan g mans peppa pig still
by BigDickDave9012 August 31, 2019
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Roadman Lauren

The middle class girl who would make it seem her life is rough as fuck based on her music taste and choice of words but when she gets home she cannot decide which fucking bedroom to use due to the abundance of choice. The girl may also have a cracking posterior and in fact loves people marveling at it however she will also go for breast men.
She reminds me of Roadman Lauren.
by Atikz February 25, 2019
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year 8 roadman

a 12-13 year old that is obnoxious in public usually seen in newcastle they wear adidas and nike they will try to cover there face mcdonalds is a common hang out for these little cunts some will have their hands down there pants with a 50p energy drink in his other hand
look at that year 8 roadman and why does he have his hand down his pants dammit!
by wolfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 12, 2017
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year 7 roadman

A kid between the ages 11 and 12, who thinks they are bad because they wear a puffer jacket, listen to bbk and do mandy.
Callum: hes a year 7 roadman, what a nutty geezer
by Doyoulikebread February 01, 2016
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times new roadman

a term for being a talentless artist, usually leeching of a subculture they are pretending to belong too.
by jeremywade69 November 23, 2021
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Roadman day

the 24th of september is official roadman day get it going slimeskis
by pluuuuh September 24, 2023
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Roadman on aisle three

Typically a well educated person but still thick and shit and not thicc in the good way.

He/she will act like a road man 24/7 in private because they watched blue story once. But in public they still spend “spend daddy’s money
Why’s he acting like that in Tesco’s, Roadman on aisle three. Not lengers that, not lengers.
by Casadeshaggers December 17, 2021
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