Quick Punt

A football play favored by bald, child rapists. After a full hour of tailpad-less scrimmages and centre-ass-groping, a coach can call a quick punt play in practice. Sometimes on first down, to confuse the opponent, a quick punt is called. While other coaches may object, the real head coach can laugh and demand if they're questioning his judgement. (To be effective, you need all players out of the hyperbolic chamber and on the field)

Carlyle: Quick Punt! Quick Punt!
Peotto: Coach, are you sure that's the right call? It's first down?
Carlyle: Are you questioning me, Patrick?

by Lil' Sanj February 16, 2010

The Quick Swap

When you’re having sex and are in doggy style blindfold and switch out with your friend. After about 5 minutes he will take the blindfold off and you’ll be standing in the window letting your girlfriend have a crisis.

“What’s wrong with your girlfriend?”

“I did the quick swap on her”.

by Ballsack Wrangler November 20, 2019

cut to the quick

to hurt deeply, usually in an emotional way. References the quick of a fingernail or claw and the pain that results when the nail is cut back too far and usually bleeds

Susie Mae's stealin' my boyfriend/brother just plain cut to the quick.

by Walking Colloquialism April 1, 2004

wit the quickness

immediately; before humanly possible

Yo nigga, get the **** over here wit the quickness!

by sandillator May 10, 2003

quick flash

When you have a webcam and you take off your t-shirt and show your boobs to the person on the other side for a second.

guy- Hey, can i get a quick flash?
girl- Sure hunny.
...
guy-sexy, cool
girl- ok, see ya
guy- bye.

by Pawla July 6, 2006

Aubrey Quick

commonly used to refer to a girl who is rather promiscous

Guy 1: See that girl at the bar over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man, you should go talk to her, looks like an Aubrey Quick.
Guy1: Sweet! I'm getting laiddd

by treehugger12345 October 26, 2011

Quick-Fuck

A fast and short session of intercourse usually done in public places.

Ryan- Yo dude me and Meredith are gonna toke up in the bathroom than catch a Quick-Fuck in the chorus room before class.

Gino- Alright man, do me a favor and jizz all over the teachers chair

by ryanhallbud343434343434 November 10, 2010