Pterodactyl

When someone gets down on their knees and gives someone a blowjob as well as jerking off both guys to the left and right of the one receiving head

I can’t wait for the party tonight I’m gonna try to wrangle a couple guys up so I can try a did you say to try to try a pterodactyl or try to pterodactyl I think trying to pterodactyls funnier I’m trying to pterodactyl

by Zamboni_Man August 3, 2024

Pterodactyl

This word is a state that represents the beastly being your significant other turns into when they are hungry and you don't feed them in an appropriate amount of time. This is characterized by a change in mood to include a shift from pleasant to irrationally irritable. Note: foaming at the mouth is a distinct possibility and at this point you should approach with caution. Note 2: this state can be rectified to normal homeostasis by feeding the pterodactyl.

I can tell it's time to get some dinner, she's turning into a pterodactyl.

by Spencer53115 October 7, 2015

Pink Pterodactyl

A really skilled football (soccer) team. Especially one that can do spin kicks and other tricks to score goals to beat other teams. The term is a reference to the rarity of such a creature existing or ever being seen in the wild.

Person 1: "You hear we have play that pink pterodactyl?"

Person 2: "What! No! I hate losing and the unnecessary spin kicks to score goals is just salt in the wound."
Person 1: "Seriously, I hate playing pink pterodactyls"

by Pink Pterodactyl August 13, 2025

Social Pterodactyl

A person who is paradoxically a social butterfly and anti-social.

Bob loves and hates everyone; he's such a social pterodactyl.

by Jonny5ive5 September 10, 2022

Angry Pterodactyl

The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.

Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block

by El Conquistador May 5, 2021

pterodactyl dad

Male version of helicopter mom. Overly protective father.

He is such a pterodactyl dad, he won't stop micromanaging his daughter.

by GingerMarlin December 18, 2021

Pterodactyl personality

The act of feeling like a pterodactyl

I feel a new personality coming... pterodactyl personality

by Wnejejwe May 20, 2021