Porky bun

Uncircumcised dick (penis).

Referring to the foreskin as the bun, the dick inside as the pork.

“Would you fuck him?”
“No, he’s got a porky bun”

by PorkyBunHater February 1, 2018

Porky Pork

A person with an extremely large head, both physically and metaphorically. Resembling a pig.

That guy thinks he's cool but I find him so pigheaded. He's Porky Pork

by ShamimaLegend September 29, 2025

Porky Ruffle

An alternative term for sexual intercourse. Particularly of the wild variety.

“I gave her a right porky ruffle”

by DeltaTangoFoxtrot June 4, 2020

mr porky

a phrase used to scare off boys, this works with mid-ulster boys. it’s also just a lovely phrase to use when having a laugh with your friends. works perfect as a code name.

him : “awh yeah i’m a pig farmer”
you : “mr porky haha”

by anonymous February 22, 2021

porky whore

Fat and/or obese, promiscuous woman.

Get me a beer you porky whore!

by Chief Mikehawk December 5, 2023

Porky

Porky is a piggy god used in another world. Scientist have discovered how to listen to other planets.

Porky, our ruler we worship you like the ultimate god in the galaxy.

by anonymous December 12, 2021

Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders

"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"

by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020