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Poontang 

a very nasty scary creature that has sharp spikes on long tentacles that shoot out once a month on a bloody rampage, maiming every person that doesnt shower it with affection
cry scream slap cry slap slap scream and all i did was forget to take out the trash i have angered the poontang.
Poontang by poontanghater February 6, 2010

Poonyang 

A word used to describe anything undesirable or bad. You can desbride objects, people, places and more with this all- purpose word!
Originated in Ottawa, Canada. There was a young little girl that some people knew and she had a poonstash. Poonstash became abbreviated to poon, which in turn become 'poon-young.' Since 'poon-young' didn't roll off of the tongue so easily, it became poon-YANG.
1. "Dude, you swallowed a floater in the pool? POONYANG!"
2. "I don't want to do this homework, it's poonyang."
Poonyang by opalmind June 10, 2004

poontangasorous 

any of a large species getting poontang
"Look at the poontangasorous on that woman"
poontangasorous by w0w0w0w December 17, 2008

pootystank

the awful smell that wafts up from an unclean pussy
that girl has a bad case of pootystank
pootystank by Uncle_Mel February 22, 2010

dirty poontang

a lady that suggests that rough hard sex would most definately be on the menu just by the way she looks/appears
shall we go cruisin' for dirty poontang?
dirty poontang by tarmac terrorist November 4, 2006

dine out at the poontang cafe 

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.
As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.