by ewdatsnasty July 25, 2017

For something to be 'poochy asf', it must be either resoundingly intuitive or utterly terrible. It's usage is entirely contextual.
Negative Usage
Bill: Holy shit! They hit the north tower! That is NOT poochy asf
Positive Usage
Hank: Did you hear the news? The red wings won!
Chris: Hell yeah! Red wings are poochy asf rn!
Bill: Holy shit! They hit the north tower! That is NOT poochy asf
Positive Usage
Hank: Did you hear the news? The red wings won!
Chris: Hell yeah! Red wings are poochy asf rn!
by LucFisch October 16, 2022

by iwillswatanddoxupookiebear November 20, 2023

A poochie is a 12 year old virgin that says he will sleep with ur mom while wearing a Mario swim top.
by TheGreekFreak44 November 11, 2020

Samantha was poochie last night
by Pooter420 December 12, 2021

“Bruh, Kaylee got a Coochie Poochie, that shit nasty. But Jacobs into it, got some weird hair fetish.
by Big boy buckeroos September 16, 2018

It’s a penis and a coochie just how a coochie is flat so boys have that same flat part before getting to the penis so “Poochie”
by Babii.kandi January 5, 2021
