plow the beets

When a man hits a woman's breasts so hard that they become red, and then places his penis between the breasts and tit-fucks her.

Cindy: "So Bill, what did you get me for my birthday?"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"

by Barney F October 24, 2009

plowing the field

to engage in sexual intercourse in the missionary position while holding the woman's legs like the handles of a plow.

I was plowing the field last night with Betty.

by Kahn Iceay July 14, 2010

Plowing Maw

The act of making vigorous, emphatic love to a woman's mouth as she lays on her back and hangs her head off the edge of a mattress, couch or pickup truck bed (perhaps at a Busch League Nascar race). The man moves in a reciprocating, forceful, pile-driver-esque fashion. He may face in any direction he chooses. The goal here is to degrade, humiliate and / or hurt the woman in question in a hate-fuck type of way. Commonly used in pornography as a way of emphasizing the elephantine proportions of the porn-stud's blood-sausage.

Weel, I was plowing maw in the F-150 after the funny car set and that damned bitch Sally stabbed me with a broken bottle when I bust in her eyes.

by qroberts May 22, 2008

omish plow

a sexual act that starts as doggy style.. the man grabs the woman's arms a lunges forward several feet.

That bitch was omish plowed across the room.. damn nigga

by dan silva April 9, 2008

Snow Plowing

Fucking a girl in the missionary position while also doing coke off her tits at the same time.

Dude I heard Joe was snow plowing this girl that he took home from the bar last night.

by ¿WHO? February 22, 2014

weiner plow

A weiner capable of maximum damage to the vaginal canal. Also known as WMD Weiners of Mass Destruction... whitch we all know is what George W was looking for in the Middle East

I hear John was a weiner plow, just look what he did to brianna's cunt... she'll never be the same.

by Robert Moseltov July 15, 2010

Plow Fucked

When a snow plow blocks your car in with snow.

After the Blizzard of 2011, I dug out my car, only to return an hour later after being plow fucked.

by Austin60915 February 22, 2011