Don't pish on the whistle

Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.

"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

pish stain

1. pish stain - urine stain

2. pish stained - adjective describing something with a pish stain on it (usually clothing)

1. Check that cunt wae his fucking pish stained trackies what an actual tramp.

2. dinny sit doon there there's a fucking pish stain oan it!

by pureactualbawbag June 26, 2018

Pish Pish

What you say when you're really mad. It is similar to "Eh, it's alright." But an angrier version.

Person 1: I'm gonna tell on you!
Person 2: Eh...Pish Pish.

by SarinaBK September 5, 2016

pish dust

Pish Dust is extremely poor quality low grade street heroin that is not at all value for money

I couldn't get hold of any decent gear so as a last resort scored a bag of Pish Dust

by ChrisHearfield February 26, 2021

Pish

Another way to describe someone that piss, you off or to piss them off.

Don’t pish me off.🫷😒

by Chookie Pookie November 16, 2023

Pish

Needing to shit so badly, it comes out when you're pissing.

Shit I have to shit so bad I'm gonna pish when I finally get there .

by Virgo2theCapricorns December 30, 2015

pish weasel

Someone who knows how to really piss you off!

The boss is being a complete pish weasel today!

by TCL&J April 19, 2018