douche patty

A "gay lil douche sucker/ chronic gay douche sucker." ; Gay ass freak.

" Man, Austin whats-his-face is a big 'ole douche patty. I feel sorry for you- know- who."

by AustinIsADoucher November 10, 2009

Krabby Patty

A burger, that Spongebob makes. And Squidward secretly likes.

"You like Krabby Patty don't you, Squidward?"

by Miku326 January 2, 2009

Pregnant Patty

The act of packing an extremely fat bowl pack.

"Yo, Will. Pass me that bong. I'm about to pack a straight pregnant patty."

by Johny Fresh April 22, 2014

crabby patty

the burgers that sponge bob makes at the crusty crab.

hey, sponge bob! where's my crabby patty?

by blaine July 15, 2003

Pitty Patty

The foot prints left from a small animal.

Look John! There are some pitty pattys in the snow over here!

by Fallenwhitesnow January 24, 2022

sandy patty

When you get a dry handjob.

I didn’t want to see him again so I gave him a sandy patty.

Grab the lube, no more sandy patties.

by BIGDRYWAFF October 2, 2021

Crappy Patty

When someone shits between someone else’s bootycheeks and it smooshes to make a patty, with the cheeks as the buns.

“I want me a pipin’ steamy spicy crappy patty right now.”

by Mr. Kraps April 25, 2019