parallel porking

Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.

I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.

by Zedarius November 8, 2015

Parallel Parking

Spooning.

With or without intercourse.

Hey baby back yo’ trunk up and show me yo’ parallel parking skillz.

by Napolee August 10, 2019

doggo of the parallel universe

A big pp man who is natural enemies with eva

Look at that dude, he could be the next {doggo of the parallel universe}!
Poggers, that man will be epik.

by doggo of the parallel universe June 13, 2021

Parallel Psycho

Probably the most fucking insane Hybird Player in all of Fortnite. Extremely Underrated aswell. He edits faster than the wheel of a car spins.
He does retakes that can only be seen easily when Parallel Physco does it slow or you slow down the video to 0.25

Parallel Psycho is insane, no questions

by Kahzzi November 30, 2019

Parallel Dump

When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.

"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"

by Whateverdude August 31, 2013

parallel poop

When two people purposely choose adjacent stalls in a bathroom so that they may join in a conversation with one another.

When Michael and Vincent went to mexico they took a parallel poop while Catherine cleaned the bathroom sink.

by Adan is a loser January 7, 2015

Parallel Parkinson’s

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.

That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!

by Sundiegan July 17, 2018