Optimus Inbred

A person so inbred that they appear to be the 'Optimus Prime' of all cousin-fuckers.

Dude, I went to Subway and they let Optimus Inbred make my sandwich.

by Ickythiccysicky April 5, 2024

Optimus Primal

Mmmmm. Monke :D

Optimus Primal, Maximize!

by MCbossboy21 December 8, 2023

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea

Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
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by SirSimon July 2, 2021

Optimus (Ragcover)

a person who bad

optimus (ragcover) suck

by User187474 / just a pickaxe July 3, 2021

Optimus PRIME

While eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich an episode of transformers comes on the tv and you blow a load all over the carpet.

I was just standing there dude eating my pb&j and there it was...Optimus PRIME... I blew a load all over our parakeet.

by Darren Patrick Star September 9, 2016

Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Optimus Prime

Leader of the autobots and for some reason their less famous then bumblebee

he is Optimus Prime cuz he is Optimus the freaking Prime.

by Random_dude_online January 13, 2021