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Optimus Inbred

A person so inbred that they appear to be the 'Optimus Prime' of all cousin-fuckers.
Dude, I went to Subway and they let Optimus Inbred make my sandwich.
by Ickythiccysicky April 5, 2024
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Optimus Primal

by MCbossboy21 December 8, 2023
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Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.
Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
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by SirSimon July 2, 2021
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Optimus PRIME

While eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich an episode of transformers comes on the tv and you blow a load all over the carpet.
I was just standing there dude eating my pb&j and there it was...Optimus PRIME... I blew a load all over our parakeet.
by Darren Patrick Star September 9, 2016
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Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks
Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack
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Optimus Prime

Leader of the autobots and for some reason their less famous then bumblebee
he is Optimus Prime cuz he is Optimus the freaking Prime.
by Random_dude_online January 13, 2021
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