yellow bench

a short and fat lard who thinks very highly of themselves but is very unattractive.

person one: go talk to that girl over there
person two: no way, she's such a yellow bench!

by anonymousssssssssssss January 27, 2008

stoners bench

Any sort of apparatus such as a bleecher, park bench, picnic table, and similar structures where high schoolers go to get get stoned in groups. Most commonly used stoners benches are hidden away from plain sight (like in a bush, behind a shed etc.) It is also a guarantee that all of them are covered in creative colourful graffiti as a mark left by other stoners. A sanctuary to escape the bullshit of everyday life, just make sure school security or cops aren't around to bust your ass

Stoner1: Hey man, I got some green but no where to smoke it safe.
Stoner2: Man there's the stoners bench behind the bushes at the end of the football field, no one ever sees us there.

by kushsauce March 06, 2015

Bench remorse

In fantasy sports; an owner realizes that a player left on the bench scored enough points that would have given him/her a win for that week.

Mick: Damn it, I played Ladanian Tomlinson this week instead of Frank Gore. If I had played Gore, I would've have won. Now I'm out $100 and my wife won't talk to me.
Paul: Damn, that's one hell of a case of bench remorse.

by Lou Ripken #12 October 03, 2009

Bench Boobs

The huge boobs or cleavage that can be seen behind the players bench while watching hockey on TV.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the bench boobs behind Zetterberg at the Red Wings game last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!

by Paul E. Ogre April 11, 2013

Work Bench

a bed used for having sex

He: And in here's the bedroom where I keep my workbench.

She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.

by Jake March 06, 2004

park bench

The lower belly fat that hangs between a persons legs when sitting down, like when sitting on a "park bench"

Her park bench is so big that she cant close her legs when she sits.

by funnygalsmac April 20, 2015

Bench Press

an exercise that is designed to maximise the size and strength of the pectorali as found on the male and female H. Homo Sapiens... Also is a favourite among power lifters, performed with weights usually in excess of 450 lbs...

by J. Michael Reiter July 23, 2003