I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

My mom

Dead

Stranger: Does your mom live?

Me: No

Stranger: Well my mom lives

by no no no no no no January 2, 2021

my moms in a gang

Damn bro that’s cool

Dude: yo wassup my moms in a gang
Me: oh shit we’ll follow @mymomsinagang on twitch 😂

by anonymous September 15, 2020

My Mom

a scientific term for the best joke in the world.

Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables

people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.

Do you know who else is funny, MY MOM

What is the best joke?

well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist

by funnyest joke January 4, 2023

my mom

the worst person ever, i can't even live with her.

if i commit suicide it'll be because of my mom

by tsmika November 25, 2022

my mom

Everybody tells their mom they're the best mom in the world, so which one is ACTUALLY THE BEST MOM IN THE WORLD??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom is the best mom in the whole world!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 19, 2021