Stupid Loans

Excessive borrowing for a college education.

Dude. These student loans are like herpes 'cause I'll have them for life. I borrowed way too much, there's no way out, and I have no life.

Dude's friend: That's 'cause you and your parents signed up for stupid loans, not student loans.

by College Educated and Debt Free June 16, 2009

bone it and loan it

when a male gets a boner, and either...
1) passes the girl on to another guy, so he can get a boner.
2) takes a slutty girl from a guy, so he can get a boner.

hens- loan it.

erik- DUDE JUST LET ME LOAN MARIA SO I CAN BONE IT...aka bone it and loan it.

by markism October 14, 2009

loan shark

One who lends money at exorbitant interest rates, especially one financed and supported by an organized crime network.

loan shark

by AlanTuring0 February 7, 2014

Loan Fluid

When a form of debt owed has the capability of changing its point of origin, as in a home mortgage self identifying as an auto loan or student loan and combinations

Person 1: They passed student loan forgiveness, I just wish they would forgive my mortgage

Person 2: My mortgage is loan fluid and identifies as a student loan, so I’m set!

by Dave Chiconey August 25, 2022

loan shark

A person who loans money at very high interest rate, upwards of 10% a week, and will break your legs if you dont repay in time. Usually large amounts of cash under the table type of transactions

tony soprano is a loan shark that you dont want to mess with

by Gongo July 19, 2004

granny loan

If your study was largely financed by the tremendous support of your family and especially grandmother, rather than financial institutions.

Other people have got student loands, I have got granny loans. She's the best.

by tootrue March 20, 2015

barbecuing a loan

Male masturbation

Oh mate my mum walked in and I was barbecuing a loan, worst thing ever!

by Blake00 March 28, 2013