nub

1. A small amount of something, generally used to refer to weed. A small amount of weed that is less than a nickel bag amount; it is enough to get somewhat faded but not stoned.
2. A person who lacks skills in a game; generally due to the fact that they have only just begun to play the game or they just really suck. However the word has spread from outside the gamer world; it can also now be used in everyday society describing the lack of skills someone has in their jobs or whatever they partake in.
1. Hey Robert hook me up with a nub of that weed.
2. Kevin is such a nub at counter-strike.
by Seann November 17, 2005
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a term used by a noob to call someone a noob. Used when a noob believes he has pwned someone, and thinks that he is good he will call the person he pwned a nub.
I've only played WoW for 2 days and i just pwn nubs all the time.
by p dubs December 18, 2006
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YOu guys are friggin retards. Nub means to bang or have sex or to fuck someone. Learn your shit before you make up some definition.
As in"hey your sister is a minger but I'd still nub her!
by Smartass March 17, 2005
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nub

A person who doesn't have very long hair, but feels the need to put it in a pony tail anyway, producing a small nub-like tuff of hair.
Zach is a nub because he has a nub.
by Andrew Hofschulte September 01, 2005
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A nub is someone who is not as advanced at something as you are. See n00b , noob
by Doug April 13, 2004
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Complete moron, knows nothing about life or online gaming. Also see Newbie, n00b, and fucktard
Pennywisdomj: If I made a mold of my errect penis, and had a girl strap it on and fuck me in the ass....would that be gay?
by Lemur April 29, 2004
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Short for "needle up the butt." The act of attaching a drug and/or AIDS-infected syringe to one's penis, and then penetrating another anally with it.

"Heard he got the bug."
"How'd it happen?"
"Word is, he got nubbed...in the butt."
"Dude, that's redundant. Nub already imples 'in the butt.'"
"I know, but it's fun to say it that way."
"...Fair enough."

"You've just been nub'd...by Ashton Kutcher!"
by iluvnubbin October 08, 2007
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