throw a narwhal

To flip someone the bird; to give someone the finger.

That bastard cut me off at the light---I'm running late and that eye of Sauron takes forever to change! I wanted to throw a narwhal, but he looked like he could've been packing heat

by pentozali December 31, 2013

Narwhal

When a bald person sticks a suction cup dildo on their head and fucks a woman with it

I narwhaled Becky so hard last night.

by Agnes444 May 10, 2021

narwhal

The male counterpart of a unicorn: a man who engages sexually with a couple.

Tim and Amy finally found their narwhal, and no one has heard from them in weeks.

by femalenhancement November 22, 2022

Grandpa narwhal

A male narwhal that is old and has kids that had kids

Wow that grandpa narwhal is being so nice to his grandchildren

by Grandpanarwhalpu June 11, 2018

Narwhal

the unicorn of the sea

Look at the narwhal stab the fish in the water.

by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018

Angry Narwhal

When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.

Last night I lost a game of Rainbow Six Siege, so I did the angry narwhal to my little sister.

by MrGhosty December 3, 2021

Narwhal

A thick unicorn in a threesome.

Baby, look at her big ass. She'd make a great narwhal!

by Cock-zilla January 31, 2020