napalm dump

You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.

Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!

by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017

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North Carolina Napalm Cannon

When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.

Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.

by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025

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Napalm Syndrome

When your so greedy for power you become a bitch by doing so

Yeah I know jake is looking like he has napalm syndrome

by arbiter1905 January 24, 2021

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Napalming

Napalming (verb): The art of incinerating trust and goodwill with explosive hypocrisy, typically by self-absorbed business leaders. It’s when they shower teams with praise for growth and hard work, only to turn around and make decisions so out of touch they leave everyone burned—like firing the person responsible for success just to cram people into offices the size of shoeboxes.

At the company kickoff, the CEO went on about how ‘growth is a testament to our amazing team.’ Then they fired the engineering team lead who helped build the product that grew by 40%, all because they wanted to cram everyone into offices smaller than most people’s living rooms. Classic Napalming.

by The Big Tasty January 12, 2025

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