by CumProducer November 18, 2016
When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.
Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.
by John Brown is Going Down June 20, 2025
A person, place, thing or event that is guaranteed to cause an explosion of nightmares. A scarier and more impactful version of 'Nightmare Fuel'.
by Shellbacks Club🐢 January 30, 2023
(A.K.A Montezuman Napalm) The slightly viscous, highly flamable substance shot from an Aztec Flamethrower
Did you see how many extra spicy bean burritos they polished off, I think they might be making some Moteuczoman Napalm?
by Moteuczoma January 18, 2011
*Combination of scalding water and sugar, used as a weapon (prison). Typically used to punish disloyalty, informing, against sex offenders and those who's crimes involve children. Intention: permanent facial scarring/disfiguration, identifying the victim as an outcast with lifelong facial scarring.
{UK prison slang}
{UK prison slang}
* "When he's in the shower, church the napalm over the top."
* "A faceful of napalm will let everyone know what he is."
* "What do you want all that sugar for? You're not making napalm, are you?"
* "Put the kettle on, pal. It's napalm time."
* "You could hear him screaming all the way down the block. Napalm will teach him not to grass."
* "A faceful of napalm will let everyone know what he is."
* "What do you want all that sugar for? You're not making napalm, are you?"
* "Put the kettle on, pal. It's napalm time."
* "You could hear him screaming all the way down the block. Napalm will teach him not to grass."
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