Nans Omelette

When you trust a fart a bit too much after having some food of a dubious nature causing a shart if you will, this could be from some horrendous cooking by a family member such as your Nans Omelette

Christ I trusted that one a bit too much, its caused me to Nans Omelette my undercrackers, strife not again

by The Brownado January 7, 2019

Bet-nan

A Nan, or Gran, who doesn't mind gambling her family's lives away, she will do anything for a good bet.

"who's got the bet-Nan?"

"you, you illiterate fuck"

by reece cotterill November 6, 2019

Nan job

Fellatio by someone with little or no teeth

Betty took out her teeth and gave Robert a good old nan job

by Ace847283 September 11, 2016

yeen nan

a term short for “you ain’t nothing” basically means you ain’t all that or ain’t on anything…

“yeen nan shawty, not even trippin”

by ingodyoutrust April 5, 2022

your nan

The British way to say "your mom"

In any response to a situation...

ally: ..so yeah. that shirt that trina wore today was SOooo ugly.

jade: your NAN was SOooo ugly!!!

Caree: OHHH snap!

by Caree October 15, 2006

ya nan

ya nan is ya nan

ya nan is cool

by hanthenan April 30, 2019

nan kid

derives from russel brands comedy sketches. a phrase used to describe a child or teenager with old ladylike qualities. Usually a 'nan kid' has been brought up by their nan.

Normal person: 'hey jane'
Nan kid: 'ooh isn't the weather lovely today, ive just completed my third crossword while sitting by the promenade, have you had a stroll yet today?'

by sarah hackson April 23, 2008