Douche Mutant

A less serious situation insult. Derived from the more common
and overused "douchebag". Used to insult one of your closer peers, or perhaps your girlfriend, in a joking matter.

Kudos to mike for thinking of it.

Mike: "Hey, Anel, did you tell my mom she looks like Jabba the Hutt?
Anel: "Hah, yea. Even you said she does."
Mike: "Ahh, you douche mutant. Whatever."

by anelhxcmsi October 9, 2008

Mutant

1. Term to describe Chris Carpio for his freakish 0wN4g3 skills in CS and Unreal Tournament.

1. Release the mutant!

by The OC November 1, 2004

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

When you and 3 of your buddies bang your girl with nunchucks then you all eat Pizza.

Yo, last night we Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtled her ass, Heros in a Half Shell BIATCH.

by BARFUNKEL October 23, 2006

mutant brownie

a nasty old piece of shit that has mutated and now lives when it droppes out of your ass its not mr hankey its like the shit version of chuckie then i eats you by starting to chew on your ass until you are a skeleton sitting on the toilet then i goes on rampaging

Cartman: someone's baking brownies.

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

teenage mutant ninja beha

Old women who dresses as though she was a teenager.

That old lady is dress like an teenage mutant ninja beha.

by totochocha October 20, 2006

mutant

A type of every day civilian that forms menial tasks around the city. They are usually low class in wealth, and are very unkept in appearance. Shaggy or greasy hair, bad skin, and odor are usually found around mutants. They can be found driving a city bus, handing out parking tickets, or cleaning up government facilities.

I saw a mutant trying to write a ticket for my car because it was parked 3 minutes over the hour limit, so I told him to get the fuck outta there.

by The Sub February 15, 2005

Mutant

Amutant is what you call someone really ugly

Oi mate I saved your arse last night you got so pissed you nearly pulled a mutant

by Wee lafferty May 25, 2018