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muddie

A big catfish especially, one that lives in the mud and also eats anything like raw sewage, decaying matter and other slop.
I just caught a muddie
by Critikale May 19, 2018
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Whitser Mud Pie

When you mix poop, water, vomit, and 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda in a cup, and then fuck your girl missionary.. then pull out and act like you're about to nut on her tits, but instead of nutting, you grab the cup from behind you and dump it on her chest.
She forgot to put mayonnaise on the sandwich I took to work this morning, so I gave her a whitser mud pie to return the favor.
by Jimmy the Human September 19, 2018
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mud pie surprise

1. The act of when a man is having sexual intercourse (or oral sex) with a woman, he fakes like he is about to "cum to fruition" by pulling out and setting up to finish on her face. Instead, he forces a huge and slimy dump (diarrhea in some cases) on her face as a surprise.

2. When a woman is eating out a guy, midway through he begins to fake as if he is getting really turned on and tells her to continue with the action further. As she does, he forces out a wet dump into her mouth and on her face surprising her in the act.
Ex. Sally, "So How was that guy you meet at the bar last night?"

Amanda, "Terrible! He gave me a mud pie surprise! I am never talking to him again."
by KingGeorge33 March 15, 2014
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Mississippi Mud Pie

When you eat out a black persons asshole
In bed, I was giving a petite black women a mississippi mud pie and she farted in my mouth.
by Dan and Tim November 25, 2004
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Mississippi Mud Pie

A version of anal sex using chocolate ice cream as lubrication with a vibrator on the anus whilst performing oral sex with a bit of rimming for good measure.
"I just got Mississippi Mud Pied from my Girlfriend it was amazing"
by The Love Seal September 9, 2011
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Mud Pie

When a male anally penetrates a female then pulls out of her shvinkter and puts his poo-covered penis into her vagina and penetrates that way, thus combining the "mud" (poo) and "pie" (pussy) and eating it.
"This mud pie is so sweet and tangy!"
by Gandhi44 November 29, 2004
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Muddie

A Shorter version of "Mudman" which is used as racist slur against Indian people (Also bengali and nepali).
He is a muddie, dont trust him
by hauder July 15, 2016
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