ass mower

what you use to whoop someone's ass

spy:*pulls out da ass mower*
scout:oh shit *yeets into closet*
pyro:*has lamp shade over head*

by raybeez February 21, 2022

fighter mower

a ride on lawn tractor mounted on it are two GAU-8 avenger rotatry guns that are built by a washing machine company, firing 7800 armor pericing rounds into whatever is unlucky enough to be in front of you

person 1 what is that

person 2,3,4 its a lawn mower, its a gattling gun,its a fighter mower
motor spining up noises brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by rma2802 May 26, 2023

Swamp Mower

What is a swamp mower? A swamp mower is an intense sexual experience. A swamp mower takes place when two consenting partners fill up one of their vaginas with vomit, feces, and piss. After you make your concoction you put anal beads inside and allow it to marinate for a week. After a week yank those beads out like you’re starting a lawn mower. Enjoy!!!

My boyfriend swamp mowered me so hard

by Swampmower February 29, 2024

Polish Mower

Biting through granny's bush with your teeth

: I did a Polish Mower the other night, shit was crazy
: Leave me the fuck alone

by thneeed March 16, 2024

Lawn Mower Method

A sexual act that consists of a sexual partner plucking off one's pubes with teeth simulating the action of a lawn mower sounds may be included to give off the illusion of a lawn mower mowing a lawn. The lawn mower being whoever must go in a straight path like a lawn mower making sure not to miss a strain of grass. The lawn mower method may be considered an act of CBT(Cock and ball torture)

Hey babe wanna try the lawn mower method? I haven't shaved my bush in a while.
Hey dude have you ever done the lawn mower method before?
I would love to do the lawn mower method with you man.
Whenever we need to shave my boyfriend and I use the lawn mower method on each other .

by Iikekindkids October 20, 2025

start the mower

When your partner pulls your anal beads out really fast

Jared pulled Thomas's anal beads out so fast it sound like he was trying to start the mower

by Hairyrimmer July 31, 2017

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt

I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018