Lawn mower

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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
by tecopux May 05, 2021
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lawn mowers

loud fucking vehicles that only cut grass
i'm going to literally blow up all the lawn mowers.
by Scoobis_Man July 30, 2021
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Lawn Mower

It’s when you’re fucking someone from behind and then you take a buzzer and shave a spot through their hair.
Sex was great with my girlfriend until I did the Lawn Mower and she got very angry. Needless to say she has a new hairstyle.
by Barndor July 30, 2021
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lawn mower

A longdrink containing vodka and green tea.
That god damn lawn mower killed me friday night.
by brophet October 16, 2018
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fighter mower

a ride on lawn tractor mounted on it are two GAU-8 avenger rotatry guns that are built by a washing machine company, firing 7800 armor pericing rounds into whatever is unlucky enough to be in front of you
person 1 what is that

person 2,3,4 its a lawn mower, its a gattling gun,its a fighter mower
motor spining up noises brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by rma2802 May 26, 2023
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push mower

When a girl has such a large bush that you have to push it out of the way to go down on her.
Jenny keeps it au natural so I had to push mower her to get it started
by LeroyJethroTullywick March 11, 2016
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