'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.
Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.
Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?
by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018
a bad idea.
by katatomicbomb February 12, 2023
A Chatham Good Morning, named for the Cape Cod town, is a breakfast consisting of a cup of clam chowder and a doughnut.
by GoddardRocket123 May 26, 2023
A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
by TrashCantDoThisAnymore April 09, 2018
“I need the bathroom what are you doing”
“I’m doing a Good morning and god bless I need like 20 more minuets”
“I’m doing a Good morning and god bless I need like 20 more minuets”
by Nahb32 April 07, 2018
by good morning and god bless April 07, 2018
Kid Strange’s peers find it weird that he performs a good morning and god bless as a ritual before work.
by TwoBeats April 07, 2018